-No Bagel No Bagel No Bagel No Bagel! -Cosmo Kramer

I saw an episode of Seinfeld the other day and it made me realize why Trump can win the election.  The episode was called The Strike, and in it, the audience learns that in 1985 Kramer worked at a bagel shop at which the workers went on strike demanding $5.75 an hour.  In 1997, twelve years later, the minimum wage hit $5.75 an hour and he went back to work.

The reason this rang true with me is because that is what is going on in the world right now.  People are not demanding much, but they are demanding their opportunity back -economic and otherwise.

Economically, whether you just graduated high school and are seeking a higher minimum wage, or you have an MBA but cannot find anything but "on the come" jobs that don't really pay a salary or benefits, the opportunity in this country has vanished.

That is not to say that there are not still a vast number of people still living the American dream.  If you had a good job before the financial crisis, and you survived the cull, you probably have a good job afterwards. Maybe better.  But if you had a good job before the financial crisis, and were among the slaughtered, your job has not been recreated.  It is forever gone.

Nor is it to say that there are not some great jobs for someone PROVIDED they have an ever narrowing, specific skillset AND they live in the right city, AND are willing to work for a multinational company.  If you reside in this shrinking concentric circle of qualifications, you are golden.

But if you live outside of either of those two golden nests, the world does not look like it used to.  Not even close.

That is why for the first time EVER more businesses are failing than starting in the United States.

It is why the number of those on food stamps is so much higher than it was before the Financial Recession.

It is why there has been a complete loss of faith in the two most primary institutional forces in this country, Business and Government. Both have lost their God Damned minds.

This marked shift is not about a failure of capitalism or of the American People.  It is a shift that has been accelerating throughout my lifetime...Somewhere along the way it has become acceptable for the leaders of each and every node of these two institutions to abuse their power for the betterment of themselves in complete dereliction of their duty.  We are at the point in this country where it is not even hidden anymore.

"If you give a million dollars to the President, your concerns are valid.  It doesn't even have to be your money."

"You can bank here, but only if you have $1,000,000 or more...oh...or unless we implode again."

"If you trade on inside information you will go to jail...unless you are in congress.  In that case it is both legal and encouraged."

"I am proud to be a successful big business Democrat.  Now sign up for Obamacare and let me know how it goes for you."

The hypocrisy and disequilibrium has hit a boiling point.  The amazing thing is that it has taken this long.  But, the number of Americans, like me, who love their country, but have given up the ghost, has hit the threshold.  Since I neither work for big business nor big government, neither provides anything for me that I really want.

Big Business?  Fees, shitty customer service, contracts, disclaimers, and inflation, advertisements.

Big Government? Rules, taxes, overbearing security forces, wars, politicians, robo-calls, propaganda, NAFTA, TPP, $60 trillion in debt...I will stop here for no other reason than I am bored.

And that, is why Trump will win this election.  He will be the only candidate in history who wins the general election with most of his backers saying, "Yeah...I know.  I wish he was someone else too.  But I am going to vote for him even though I know it will not necessarily help the country itself...but it will help me feel better...even if it means messing up my life for a while.  At least it will mess theirs up to."

You know what that sounds like?  A strike.  A vote for Trump is a national strike.  We know it won't be pretty, we know it won't be easy, and we know it will cost us in the short run. But these fuckers who have usurped the free money and power illegally bestowed by the government used it to cement a monopoly on the opportunity this country provides owe us.  Not money, per se, but opportunity.

Americans will vote for Trump this year because they are striking in order to get back to a livable minimum opportunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS40PH3g6kA

Bank America Sucks Beyond Comprehension

Background:  Bank America talked me into an exotic mortgage way back when.  Rather than getting a thirty year mortgage, they talked me into doing half thirty year and half HELOC.  Because they talked me into that structure, they now refuse to refinance it.  They con me into a bad structure, now they won't let me out of it.  But that is not even the catalyst for me coming out of hibernation and writing today.

I called Bank America with a customer service issue today and, after thirty or so minutes of cursing at an automated computer voice and relentlessly pushing zero on my keypad, I finally reached a typically unhelpful person.  No surprises to anyone thus far, I am sure.

Here is how my call went with  Luana Bitchface:

"Please be aware that I am recording the call for quality assurance."

"I am aware.  So you are aware, I too am recording this call too in order to assure quality."

(Angrily)  "If I you are recording the call, then there is no way to proceed."  

"Let me get this straight.  It is Bank of America's policy that they can record their customers, but their customers cannot record their "service agents."

"That is correct."

"Hey Luana, you stupid whore...in what way do you think that is fair?"

"I do not make the rules, I just follow them."

So...yet again, the arrogance of the large banks reigns supreme.  When they go bankrupt in another six months or so, please vote for the congresspeople who vote NOT TO BAIL THEM OUT.

Also, if you can, move your money to a community bank.  Those fuckers at BofA do not deserve any of your hard earned money upon which they will make more money.

I cannot believe this is happening in America.  When did it go wrong?  Oh yeah...1998 when Clinton repealed Glass Steagall.

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An Amazing Trade is Shaping Up...

How can money have no value on the one hand, and infinite value on the other?
What I mean by this is that real interest rates are now effectively zero.  That means that money earns you nothing if you hold it, and costs you nothing if you borrow it.

And yet, food costs something.  Water costs something.  Education costs something.  All of these things of real value cost something, but money costs nothing.

Take it a step further...A movie ticket costs something.  Parking costs something.  Going to a little league baseball game costs something.  Fishing costs something.  Decorative yard mulch costs something.  But not money.  Money is free, and yet everything costs money.

So I struggle with the paradox of its pricing:  If all things cost money and are purchased with money, then, money, as a store of value and the medium of exchange, should also have a cost.  But it does not. This is an impossible arbitrage.  An oxymoron.  A mutually exclusive situation.  Money either has value, or it does not.

For instance, I am about to buy a car.  I could write a check out of my bank account, and it will cost me nothing in lost earnings power, because the bank is not paying me any interest.  I could take the "zero interest" loan the auto dealer is offering me, and because I pay no interest, there is no cost to borrowing the money.

There is no benefit to holding money, and there is no cost to borrowing money - and yet, simultaneously, money is more valuable and more difficult to earn than at any time I can remember.  How can this be?

We can look at it another way as well.  The Federal Government is broke.  I mean, like $60 trillion dollars broke.  And yet people are willing to loan it money for nothing.  How can this be?  How can an entity that is more levered than any other entity in the history of the world borrow at zero?  People are willing to GIVE money to an entity that has spent ALL of its future earnings...ALL OF THEM...FOREVER...at zero percent!

The only way this makes any sense is if some force is artificially distorting the value of money and therein manipulating other markets.  Bending values like Uri Geller bent spoons.  Money, it seems, has value in one context, but not in another.  Obviously, the force behind this alchemy is the Federal Reserve. Anyway, because I respect any reader's time, I will not go off on a diatribe about the Fed or the Government.

So, from a purely trading standpoint, we have reached a point at which we can isolate a major market distortion - there is no bid or ask for money.  We have simultaneously reached a point at which rates cannot really go lower...I mean, in theory you can have negative interest rates, but taken to an extreme, it would cause massive bank runs, so it is a state of being that cannot last.  And we are at a point where everyone recognizes the government and the country is, from a GAAP point of view, bankrupt.

So, we are there.  The price of money is so low that it distorts the pricing of all levered assets. Like in a quantum physics world a particle can be in two places at once. Or like physical properties become altered at absolute zero because all particle motion stops.  At these extremes, everything is theoretical.  But, like absolute zero is the coldest temperature possible, we can know interest rates are realistically bound by zero.  
All right...None of the above is original thought.  Here is where the original thinking starts.

I have been trading a long time...since 1989.  The vast majority of those years I was trading either for myself full time or professionally on behalf of a firm.  Here is the thing...

Interest rates have been falling now since 1981.  That is 33 years.  I am 46 years old and have been in the business since 1989, when I graduated college.  8 years prior to that I was in 8th grade.  So, for all intents and purposes, interest rates have been falling for as long as I can remember...and I am not young anymore.

How long ago was 1981?  Reagan was shot.  The Iranian Hostage Crisis ended. First case of AIDS. Princess Di got married. The first test tube baby.  1981 was a long, long time ago.

Certainly there are many people with more white hair than me, or perhaps no hair at all, who have longer memories.  But I bet in 1981, they were not sitting at the same desk at which they are sitting now.  They very likely had a lot less responsibility than they do now and had a lot less say over the capital they managed.

The point is this:  No one in the investment business, or any business, for that matter, knows what is going to happen when interest rates reverse and go higher.  And I mean this in a much deeper sense than, "If rates go up, bond prices will go down".  I mean, every business that has been successful since 1981 has done so in a rapidly falling rate environment.  By definition, if their business model was successful, their business somehow benefited from, or adapted to, falling interest rates. When I think about that, it boggles my mind.

Those who have done the best since 1981 have effectively had a massive bet on falling rates whether they knew they made that bet or not.  What has done well?  Real estate.  Financials.  Lenders.  Retailers.  IBM.  Public companies buying back their shares.  Levered Mergers.  Derivatives.  Anything that requires lending or borrowing money has done well.  Long and Levered is a business model that has worked since 1981!  Think about that.  That model has been so profitable and grown so large that it has stomped out all other business models.  GM is a lender.  GE is a lender.  Colleges are lenders.  Sears is a lender.  Target is a lender. My dry cleaner is a lender.  My airlines offers me credit cards. My eye doctor will finance lasix surgery.

And look beyond financial and business models at risk models as well.  The Investment banks survival, all of which went bankrupt in 2009, are entirely based on perpetually falling rates.  They turn their inventory over every 30 days or so...If rates go up and asset prices (bonds) fall, they cannot sell them.  Overnight their levered business models implode.  Ask Corzine. And don't even get me started on counterparty risk...And "risk free" annuities? That will be an explosion worth watching.

Anyway...Investment models, Pension models, Fed models, manufacturers models, insurance models, government borrowing, home sellers, auto dealers...all of them are skewed towards falling rates.  Not that high rates in and of themselves are disastrous...they are not.  But rising rates will act like a buy versus sell outtrade. The pain of rising rates will be more than double that which would have been caused by a free market, statically high interest rate.  All of the things we count on and take for granted rely on falling interest rates.  And rates are at zero.

So...we all know how it works...if you are the guy preaching long and levered, you look like a hero and have looked that way forever. You might even be CEO by now.  If you are the guy preaching thrift and caution, you have likely been replaced. Can you imagine walking into a Goldman executive committee meeting with a risk model that flies in the face of what has made everyone on the executive committee billions of  dollars?  You would be spit on as they threw you out of the room.  We are living through the ultimate in global groupthink.  We all take falling rates as the natural order of things because they have been falling throughout our careers.  I fail to see how that thinking does not indelibly permeate every financial model across the globe.

The implications of this are pretty mind boggling. How many assumptions do rising rates not only disprove, but actually reverse?  If the old adage, "the market's job is to fuck the most people"  is true, than the market has never done a better job.  It has ushered EVERYONE onto the same side of the interest rate trade at a time when everyone freely admits they are aware rates cannot fall forever.  And still, nobody cares.

I sold my hedge fund in 2010.  I may have to start something back up here pretty soon.  Ladies and Gentlemen, we are going to be in for a barnburner.  

The Most Amazing Chart

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2012
 

Riddle me this. The Chart above references a period of fifty years going back to 1962. The blue line is price to earnings on the S&P 500, the red line is the price to earnings on the ten year note (price of bond/coupon)
During this time the United States has gone through:
· The Viet Nam War
· Watergate
· 18% Interest rates
· At least 3 stock market crashes
· A blowjob in the White House
· Dozens of currency crisis
· A Housing Crisis
And yet, throughout that entire time, the PE of stocks and bonds has traded within a very tight range. Sometimes stocks were a little more expensive, sometimes bonds were a little more expensive. Since the Financial Crisis, something has changed materially.
Why is it that people are scrambling into bonds which yield nothing, and out of stocks, which yield more?

 

Forgive the fact there is no conclusion.  It is my maiden voyage and I am trying out the software.  Conclusions to follow.